Don't you send me to vm
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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