Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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