Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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