I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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