we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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