How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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