I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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