your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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