Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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