Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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