dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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