Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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