Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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