My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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