ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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