i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
