...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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