that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i was born a porn star she said
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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