You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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