having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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