Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Enjoy the penises
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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