He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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