i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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