real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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