This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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