haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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