I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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