who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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