my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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