dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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