Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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