Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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