So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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