We're facebook friends in real life
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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