I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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