Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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