My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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