True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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