how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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