You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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