to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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