There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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