I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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