Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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