i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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