Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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