So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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