i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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