Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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