remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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