So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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