I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM VODKA MAN
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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