I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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