Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
well you can't waste a boner
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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