My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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