is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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