Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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